Tuesday, July 13, 2004

Guy Gyaan..

10 reasons to boot him out of ur life…

1. He claims he'll never, ever cheat on you, but he cheated on his ex in order to be with you.

2. He's always comparing you to an ex.

3. He refuses to show you much attention in public and doesn't invite you to work functions. Next time he asks you to be his date for an important occasion, apologise sweetly and tell him that you have another date that night!
4. He continues to see his ex but "only as friends." They see each other on the same nights as when they were dating, and he refuses to tell the ex that he's dating you now because he doesn't want "to hurt her feelings."

5. He won't introduce you to his friends until you're "on solid ground." But you've been dating him exclusively for six months!

6. He spends more time online doing "research" than with you, but he can never explain what he's researching. Definitely time to push him off the computer and jump online to search for his replacement!

7. He works out at the gym every night and on weekends for its "health benefits" but never builds any muscle… and actually seems to be gaining weight.

8. He breaks up with you when his ex is single — then wants to make up when his ex is involved.

9. He loves to go out with his friends, but every time you suggest a night out, he has "a once in a lifetime" sporting event that he must watch.

10. He loves you when you leave him but needs "more time to himself" when you're together.

Disclaimer:
These reasons are not mine..They have been conceived by a like minded individual.. Well if a girl feels that her guy satisfies all the 10 conditions and still wants to stand by him, then, she is free to do so at her own risk. And if she feels that the reasons are not strong enough to dump a guy, then she is free to add her own & make these reasons more reasonable. If a guy feels that he shouldn’t be dumped on these grounds, he is constitutionally free to voice his opinion…
It is not based on any person, living or dead. But if it resembles the character of any individual (living and dead), it is purely co-incidental….

2 comments:

Dipika said...

(Based on all the gossip my best-friend passed on to me in school)

11. He talks on the phone with your (so-called) best friend longer than he does with you, and claims its because she helps him understand your likes and dislikes better.

Can't think of another one right now...but I'll be back.

Prati said...

Amazingly scrutinised hypothesis! Must say your post is highly coincidental...good one!